#tros bullshit
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ben.... was...... a....... skywalker.........
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EVEN REDDIT AS A WHOLE SAYS IT’S SHIT I AM LAUGHING SO HARD NEVER HAS A RUMOR UNITED SO MANY PEOPLE
BAHAHAHAHAHAH
I would be “Disney commits suicide”. No way it’s true.
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I’m so depressed right now. :/
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When you have to ‘earn’ your lightsaber.
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At least TLJ and Rian Johnson dared to be different.
They didn’t spend time trying to drum up old ideas for nostalgia or just because they couldn’t come up with any other way for a character to have conflict even though that conflict was handed to them on a silver fucking platter.
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Okay so I'm just going to headcanon that TROS!Rey is actually just a really hastily programmed droid that Rey made to go on some adventure with the guys and maybe try to deal Kylo's bullshit while she takes like a sorely needed vacation away from all this. Hence why Rey makes zero sense and acts all OOC and doesn't seem to display proper human emotion like someone who is not a robot. Reybot tries, but she doesn't quite cut it. And our poor himbo Ben Solo just can't quite tell, bless him.
Ben: *brings Reybot back to life by accidentally pressing her restart button*
Reybot: *thump* whrrrrrrrr
Reybot: Ben.exe
Reybot: a>kissofgratitude.exe
Ben: ... *dies happy, but kinda confused*
Reybot: Ben.exe has crashed.
And then Rey comes back with a nice mani/pedi to find her boyfriend dead and Reybot buried her fucking lightsabers in the goddamn sand yOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB, REYBOT.
#and now she has to go somehow bring her bf back from the dead#and clean all that sand outta those lightsabers#ruin her damn nails fuckkkk#poor Rey#tros bullshit#tros novelization#reylo#go see a star war#reybot
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Not just the fanbase but the people that worked in the movie are acting crazy like im really ready to put this negativity behind, forget this movie happened and just read some fanfiction tbh
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This whole thing about Ben’s story at the Jedi temple being retconed is exactly what I was afraid of this past week. Instead of acknowledging the issues and criticisms about tros they are just doubling down and twisting the narratives to serve their shitty story. I expect even more of this coming up, especially with regards to Rey Palpatine, because they need to sell that as always being in the plan.
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So “Ben Solo lives” is the new “Frodo lives” I guess.
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Oh shit! John Boyega had a meltdown on Twitter.
This shit show never ends.
Who knew he was an anti?!
I thought he was a Kylo fan, but I guess he was always jealous.
WTF?!
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Question: Do you recall after TROS coming out DLF employees telling fans to kill themselves? I just unfollowed someone who firmly believes this and whenever I ask for receipts they make up a bunch of excuses. Plus they also believe that Adam Driver stated that he will never come back to the SW franchise despite a recent interview of him stating the total opposite. I’m sorry I’m just about done with this site and the reylo community here. They act like they live within the depths of Adam’s butt crack and work for DLF. I get being salty, I still am at times. But sometimes I feel like telling these folks to stfu and read a fic.
Yeah….I don’t believe I’ve heard anything in regards to that. And if something like that got out there’d some major legal and contractual repercussions for said employee. So I can’t say I believe it.
As for Adam, whatever he decides doesn’t matter imo. He’s getting roles and has a very good career and I’m happy for him. I’m also happy that people are appreciating his performance in the films.
But yeah I’m kinda done with fandom bullshit too. I’m just a casual onlooker now.
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Seriously about to fight members of 2 bands I love. Like no. Don’t tell me my opinions on Star Wars are wrong and to shut up about it. You’re entitled to like the movie and express that, I’m entitled to hate it and express that.
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Can’t even bring myself to respond to my brother’s bullshit defense for TROS. I wanna slap him. 🙄
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Even Mark Hamill is in on the tros buls*it
Just go see his instagram
😨
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